Coaches can be fat too (Here's to you Rex Ryan)

It was brought to my attention that I neglected the coaches when rolling my top fatties in each sport list. As someone who had many great coaches, let me take the time to right this terrible wrong. I was going to pick one from each sport, but I feel that is unfair to all of the other fatties looking to make the cut. Well here goes nothing (and in no particular order.)

Rex Ryan

If I mention the phrase "fat coach," the first person you probably think of is Rex Ryan. This isn't a knock on Rex, kudos to him for embracing his inner fatty. I wish he didn't have a mouth that runs all the time, I think I'd respect him more as a coach. He is a lineman at heart and enjoys hanging with the lineman so props for that. I think I'll have a cheeseburger in honor of Rex.

Vinny Del Negro

Okay so he's not really fat, but he is a waste of space, so that's close right? If you type in "Vinny Del Negro" and "Set plays" in to Google, nothing comes up and for good reason: he doesn't have any. It's amazing the Clippers are as competitive as they are despite having Del Negro as a coach. Lob(ster) City.

Ozzie Guillen

Doesn't have typical fattie features, but he does have a chubby face. Of course I'm writing this as I'm shoving a sandwich in my face, so take everything I say with a grain of salt. Actually that would be too much sodium so please don't do that. Anyway, fatties can relate to Ozzie mostly because no one understands anything he says, much like no one understands what we say because we have food in our mouths.

Rob Ryan

Not gonna lie, he made it purely for this picture. What a man's man.